I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them read more

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.