Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said read more

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.