The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.