The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like read more

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.