Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck read more

Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.

When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.

When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is read more

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.