Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in read more

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.