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I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.
I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.
It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be read more
It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure
A line is a dot that went for a walk.
A line is a dot that went for a walk.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in read more
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.
If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.
Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.
Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.
