Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

To know one's self is wisdom, but not to know one's neighbors is genius.

To know one's self is wisdom, but not to know one's neighbors is genius.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.