Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.