Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are read more

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back