May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

The world, the flesh, the devil.

The world, the flesh, the devil.

Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put
darkness for light, and light for darkness; read more

Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put
darkness for light, and light for darkness; they put bitter for
sweet, and sweet for bitter!

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was read more

A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.