Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be read more

It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.