You May Also Like / View all maxioms
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.
The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.
The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.
The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only read more
Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.