A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such read more

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another read more

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what read more

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.