Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.