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Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.
I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.
I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
I speak two languages, Body and English.
I speak two languages, Body and English.
Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.
Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure
The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.
The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.