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As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.
I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.
The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.
The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.
Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with read more
Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.
It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be read more
It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.
Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.
Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.
I speak two languages, Body and English.
I speak two languages, Body and English.
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such read more
A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.
