If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.rn

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.rn

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.