A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was read more

A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be read more

It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such read more

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say, “I want to see the manager.”

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say, “I want to see the manager.”