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If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say, “I want to see the manager.”
After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say, “I want to see the manager.”
I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.
I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what read more
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with read more
Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough read more
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.
To know one's self is wisdom, but not to know one's neighbors is genius.
To know one's self is wisdom, but not to know one's neighbors is genius.