What you get free costs too much.

What you get free costs too much.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.

To know one's self is wisdom, but not to know one's neighbors is genius.

To know one's self is wisdom, but not to know one's neighbors is genius.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.