Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.

God is the brave man's hope, and not the coward's excuse.

God is the brave man's hope, and not the coward's excuse.

There cannot be a God because if there were one, I could not believe that I was not He.

There cannot be a God because if there were one, I could not believe that I was not He.

God is subtle but he is not malicious.

God is subtle but he is not malicious.

You must believe in God, in spite of what the clergy say.

You must believe in God, in spite of what the clergy say.

God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically.

God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically.

Men talk of "finding God," but no wonder it is difficult; He is hidden in that darkest hiding-place, your heart. read more

Men talk of "finding God," but no wonder it is difficult; He is hidden in that darkest hiding-place, your heart. You yourself are a part of Him.

God, who foresaw your tribulation, has specially armed you to go through it, not without pain but without stain

God, who foresaw your tribulation, has specially armed you to go through it, not without pain but without stain