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I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.
In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.
The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.
The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.
Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.