I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

What you get free costs too much.

What you get free costs too much.

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them read more

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.