By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only read more

Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be read more

It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say, “I want to see the manager.”

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say, “I want to see the manager.”