I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them read more

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such read more

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.