A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such read more

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.