I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest.

I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be read more

It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another read more

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say, “I want to see the manager.”

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say, “I want to see the manager.”

Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.

Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.