A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them read more

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.

When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.

When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.