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I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

by Gloria Leonard Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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Surely there must be some way to find a husband or, for that matter, merely an escort, without sacrificing one's read more

Surely there must be some way to find a husband or, for that matter, merely an escort, without sacrificing one's privacy, self-respect, and interior decorating scheme. For example, men could be imported from the developing countries, many parts of which are suffering from a man excess, at least in relation to local food supply.

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Two things may happen when we meet someone: either we become friends or we try to convince that person to read more

Two things may happen when we meet someone: either we become friends or we try to convince that person to accept our beliefs. The same thing happens when a hot coal meets another piece of coal: it either shares its fire with it or is overwhelmed by the other`s size and is extinguished.

by Epictetus Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

by Dan Quisenberry Found in: Funny Quotes,
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If the essence of my being has caused a smile to have appeared upon your face or a touch of read more

If the essence of my being has caused a smile to have appeared upon your face or a touch of joy within your heart.Then in living - I have made my mark.

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Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

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Until we meet again, may the good Lord take a liking to you.

Until we meet again, may the good Lord take a liking to you.

by Roy Rogers Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

by Henry A. Kissinger Found in: Funny Quotes,
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If you fulfill the royal law according to the Scripture, You shall love your neighbor as yourself, you do well. read more

If you fulfill the royal law according to the Scripture, You shall love your neighbor as yourself, you do well. [James 2:8].

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