Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.

Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.

If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?

If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

Until we meet again, may the good Lord take a liking to you.

Until we meet again, may the good Lord take a liking to you.

Patience is the virtue of an ass, who treads beneath his burden and complains not.

Patience is the virtue of an ass, who treads beneath his burden and complains not.

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.

Minds do not act together in public; they simply stick together; and when their private activities are resumed, they fly read more

Minds do not act together in public; they simply stick together; and when their private activities are resumed, they fly apart again.

Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock.

Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock.