Maxioms by Will Rogers
You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one
You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one
You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.
You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.
It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.
You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.