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The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

by Mark Twain Found in: Death Quotes,
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Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

by Mitch Hedberg Found in: Funny Quotes,
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You cannot believe in God until you believe in yourself.

You cannot believe in God until you believe in yourself.

by Swami Vivekananda Found in: God Quotes,
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I don\'t believe in death, neither in flesh nor in spirit.

I don\'t believe in death, neither in flesh nor in spirit.

by Bob Marley Found in: Death Quotes,
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Death is the ugly fact which Nature has to hide, and she hides it well.

Death is the ugly fact which Nature has to hide, and she hides it well.

by Alexander Smith Found in: Death Quotes,
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I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

by Bob Hope Found in: Funny Quotes,
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Funny Quotes,
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I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

by Dan Quisenberry Found in: Funny Quotes,
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Tis after death that we measure men.

Tis after death that we measure men.

by James Barron Hope Found in: Death Quotes,
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