A line is a dot that went for a walk.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest.

I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest.

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.

When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.