The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said read more

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.