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There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon.

There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon.

by Pj O'rourke Found in: Funny Quotes,
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Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with read more

Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.

by Paris Hilton Found in: Dumb Quotes, Funny Quotes,
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Of every ten persons who talk about you, nine will say something bad, and the tenth will say something good read more

Of every ten persons who talk about you, nine will say something bad, and the tenth will say something good in a bad way.

by Antoine Rivarol Found in: Gossip Quotes,
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Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

by Mitch Hedberg Found in: Funny Quotes,
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The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business.

The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business.

by George Bernard Shaw Found in: Gossip Quotes,
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There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

by Henry A. Kissinger Found in: Funny Quotes,
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To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.

by Aldous Huxley Found in: Popularity Quotes,
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The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

by Will Rogers Found in: Gossip Quotes,
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Tell tales out of school.

Tell tales out of school.

by John Heywood Found in: Gossip Quotes,
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