I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is read more

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what read more

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.