I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what read more

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

To know one's self is wisdom, but not to know one's neighbors is genius.

To know one's self is wisdom, but not to know one's neighbors is genius.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure