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Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story read more
Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
To know one's self is wisdom, but not to know one's neighbors is genius.
To know one's self is wisdom, but not to know one's neighbors is genius.
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.
The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.