By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.rn

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.rn

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

To know one's self is wisdom, but not to know one's neighbors is genius.

To know one's self is wisdom, but not to know one's neighbors is genius.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon.

There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.

When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.