I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is read more

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say, “I want to see the manager.”

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say, “I want to see the manager.”

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.