A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is read more

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure