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Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.
Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was read more
A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such read more
A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
