In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only read more

Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another read more

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.