I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like read more

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them read more

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.

It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be read more

It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.