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Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such read more
A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.
Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
A line is a dot that went for a walk.
A line is a dot that went for a walk.
The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story read more
Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
