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When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough read more
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only read more
Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them read more
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are read more
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.
Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.
I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is read more
I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.
Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story read more
Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.
