Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.rn

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.rn

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

What you get free costs too much.

What you get free costs too much.