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    I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

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Every young man would do well to remember that all successful business stands on the foundation of morality.

Every young man would do well to remember that all successful business stands on the foundation of morality.

by Henry Ward Beecher Found in: Business Quotes,
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The great leaders are like the best conductors - they reach beyond the notes to reach the magic in the read more

The great leaders are like the best conductors - they reach beyond the notes to reach the magic in the players.

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Whenever an individual or a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops.

Whenever an individual or a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops.

by Thomas J. Watson Found in: Business Quotes,
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The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.

by Arthur C. Clarke Found in: Business Quotes,
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Businesses are successful because someone makes the sacrifices others are unwilling to.

Businesses are successful because someone makes the sacrifices others are unwilling to.

by Ki Found in: Business Quotes,
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Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion.

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion.

by Jack Welch Found in: Business Quotes, Vision Quotes,
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You are educated. Your certification is in your degree. You may think of it as the ticket to the good read more

You are educated. Your certification is in your degree. You may think of it as the ticket to the good life. Let me ask you to think of an alternative. Think of it as your ticket to change the world.

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There's no business like show business.

There's no business like show business.

by Irving Berlin Found in: Business Quotes,
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To open a shop is easy, to keep it open is an art

To open a shop is easy, to keep it open is an art

by Chinese Proverbs Found in: Business Quotes,
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