Maxioms Pet

X
  •   61  /  29  

    I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

Share to:

You May Also Like   /   View all maxioms

  ( comments )
  19  /  13  

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide.

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide.

by Mortimer Caplin Found in: Business Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  20  /  21  

Business dispatched is business well done, but business hurried
is business ill done.

Business dispatched is business well done, but business hurried
is business ill done.

  ( comments )
  34  /  20  

Be courageous. I have seen many depressions in business. Always America has emerged from these stronger and more prosperous. Be read more

Be courageous. I have seen many depressions in business. Always America has emerged from these stronger and more prosperous. Be brave as your fathers before you. Have faith! Go forward!

by Thomas A. Edison Found in: Business Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  21  /  27  

Businesses may come and go, but religion will last forever, for in no other endeavor does the consumer blame himself read more

Businesses may come and go, but religion will last forever, for in no other endeavor does the consumer blame himself for product failure

by George W. Bush Found in: Business Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  9  /  24  

Little by little, the pimps have taken over the world. They don't do anything, they don't make anything - they read more

Little by little, the pimps have taken over the world. They don't do anything, they don't make anything - they just stand there and take their cut.

by Jean Giradoux Found in: Business Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  12  /  33  

Sometimes when you innovate, you make mistakes. It is best to admit them quickly, and get on with improving your read more

Sometimes when you innovate, you make mistakes. It is best to admit them quickly, and get on with improving your other innovations.

by Steve Jobs Found in: Business Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  15  /  18  

The work an unknown good man has done is like a vein of water flowing hidden underground, secretly making the read more

The work an unknown good man has done is like a vein of water flowing hidden underground, secretly making the ground green.

by Thomas Carlyle Found in: Business Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  14  /  19  

The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.

The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.

  ( comments )
  22  /  26  

He and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery.

He and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery.

by Dorothy Parker Found in: Business Quotes,
Share to:
Maxioms Web Pet