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    I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

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The purpose of business is to create and keep a customer.

The purpose of business is to create and keep a customer.

by Peter Drucker Found in: Business Quotes,
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And while the law of competition may be sometimes hard for the individual, it is best for the race, because read more

And while the law of competition may be sometimes hard for the individual, it is best for the race, because it ensures the survival of the fittest in every department.

by Andrew Carnegie Found in: Business Quotes,
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Business was his aversion; Pleasure was his business.

Business was his aversion; Pleasure was his business.

by Maria Edgeworth Found in: Business Quotes,
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The soul's Rialto hath its merchandise,
I barter for curl upon that mart.

The soul's Rialto hath its merchandise,
I barter for curl upon that mart.

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A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper proposing reliable overnight delivery service: The concept is read more

A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper proposing reliable overnight delivery service: The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible.

by Frederick W. Smith Found in: Business Quotes,
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To command is to serve, nothing more and nothing less.

To command is to serve, nothing more and nothing less.

by Andre Malraux Found in: Business Quotes,
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A business with an income at its heels.

A business with an income at its heels.

by William Cowper Found in: Business Quotes,
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About the time we can make the ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

About the time we can make the ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

by Herbert Hoover Found in: Business Quotes,
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High achievement always takes place in the framework of high expectation.

High achievement always takes place in the framework of high expectation.

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