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    I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

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Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks.

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks.

by Mark Twain Found in: Business Quotes,
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A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business.

A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business.

by Henry Ford Found in: Business Quotes,
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Perpetual devotion to what a man calls his business, is only to be sustained by perpetual neglect of many other read more

Perpetual devotion to what a man calls his business, is only to be sustained by perpetual neglect of many other things.

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Live together like brothers, and do business like strangers.

Live together like brothers, and do business like strangers.

by Anonymous Found in: Business Quotes,
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In the business world today, failure is apparently not an option. We need to change this attitude toward failure - read more

In the business world today, failure is apparently not an option. We need to change this attitude toward failure - and celebrate the idea that only by falling on our collective business faces do we learn enough to succeed down the road.

by Naveen Jain Found in: Business Quotes,
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Business tomorrow.

Business tomorrow.

by Archias Of Thebes Found in: Business Quotes,
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Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

by Scott Adams Found in: Business Quotes,
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Businesses are successful because someone makes the sacrifices others are unwilling to.

Businesses are successful because someone makes the sacrifices others are unwilling to.

by Ki Found in: Business Quotes,
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About the time we can make the ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

About the time we can make the ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

by Herbert Hoover Found in: Business Quotes,
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