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    I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

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The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.

The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.

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The purpose of business is to create and keep a customer.

The purpose of business is to create and keep a customer.

by Peter Drucker Found in: Business Quotes,
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A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business.

A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business.

by Henry Ford Found in: Business Quotes,
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Wise are those who learn that the bottom line doesn't always have to be their top priority.

Wise are those who learn that the bottom line doesn't always have to be their top priority.

by William A. Ward Found in: Business Quotes,
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Diamonds are forever. E-mail comes close.

Diamonds are forever. E-mail comes close.

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People will buy anything that is 'one to a customer.'.

People will buy anything that is 'one to a customer.'.

by Sinclair Lewis Found in: Business Quotes,
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Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't read more

Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.

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Our favourite holding period is forever.

Our favourite holding period is forever.

by Warren Buffett Found in: Business Quotes,
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Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks.

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks.

by Mark Twain Found in: Business Quotes,
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