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    I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

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If you can build a business up big enough, it is respectable.

If you can build a business up big enough, it is respectable.

by Will Rogers Found in: Business Quotes,
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Dispatch is the soul of business, and nothing contributes more to Dispatch than Method.

Dispatch is the soul of business, and nothing contributes more to Dispatch than Method.

by Lord Chesterfield Found in: Business Quotes,
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About the time we can make the ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

About the time we can make the ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

by Herbert Hoover Found in: Business Quotes,
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Who hath taken this counsel against Tyre, the crowning city,
whose merchants were princes, whose traffickers are the
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Who hath taken this counsel against Tyre, the crowning city,
whose merchants were princes, whose traffickers are the
honourable of the earth?

by Bible Found in: Business Quotes,
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criminal, n. A person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation.

criminal, n. A person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation.

by Howard Scott Found in: Business Quotes,
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Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust.

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust.

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The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

by Josh Billings Found in: Business Quotes,
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If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.

If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.

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Web users ultimately want to get at data quickly and easily. They don't care as much about attractive sites and read more

Web users ultimately want to get at data quickly and easily. They don't care as much about attractive sites and pretty design.

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