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    I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

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Business was his aversion; Pleasure was his business.

Business was his aversion; Pleasure was his business.

by Maria Edgeworth Found in: Business Quotes,
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Web users ultimately want to get at data quickly and easily. They don't care as much about attractive sites and read more

Web users ultimately want to get at data quickly and easily. They don't care as much about attractive sites and pretty design.

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And ours is a business that requires discipline and focus.

And ours is a business that requires discipline and focus.

by Jim Cantalupo Found in: Business Quotes,
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Talk of nothing but business, and dispatch that business quickly.

Talk of nothing but business, and dispatch that business quickly.

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Businesses may come and go, but religion will last forever, for in no other endeavor does the consumer blame himself read more

Businesses may come and go, but religion will last forever, for in no other endeavor does the consumer blame himself for product failure

by George W. Bush Found in: Business Quotes,
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A cardinal principle of Total Quality escapes too many managers: you cannot continuously improve interdependent systems and processes until you read more

A cardinal principle of Total Quality escapes too many managers: you cannot continuously improve interdependent systems and processes until you progressively perfect interdependent, interpersonal relationships.

by Stephen R. Covey Found in: Business Quotes,
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If you can build a business up big enough, it is respectable.

If you can build a business up big enough, it is respectable.

by Will Rogers Found in: Business Quotes,
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He and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery.

He and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery.

by Dorothy Parker Found in: Business Quotes,
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This isn't just a legal compliance issue for us. We consider the privacy issue to be an opportunity to reinforce read more

This isn't just a legal compliance issue for us. We consider the privacy issue to be an opportunity to reinforce our brand image.

by Tom Warga Found in: Business Quotes,
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