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    I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

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It is difficult, but not impossible, to conduct strictly honest business

It is difficult, but not impossible, to conduct strictly honest business

by Mahatma Gandhi Found in: Business Quotes,
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Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.

Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.

by Peter F. Drucker Found in: Business Quotes,
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Only a monopolist could study a business and ruin it by giving away products.

Only a monopolist could study a business and ruin it by giving away products.

by Scott Mcnealy Found in: Business Quotes,
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A meeting moves at the speed of the slowest mind in the room. (In other words, all but one participant read more

A meeting moves at the speed of the slowest mind in the room. (In other words, all but one participant will be bored, all but one mind underused.).

by Dale Dauten Found in: Business Quotes,
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In modern business it is not the crook who is to be feared most, it is the honest man who read more

In modern business it is not the crook who is to be feared most, it is the honest man who doesn't know what he is doing.

by William Wordsworth Found in: Business Quotes,
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To control your cow, give it a bigger pasture. -Suzuki Roshi.

To control your cow, give it a bigger pasture. -Suzuki Roshi.

by Suzuki Roshi Found in: Business Quotes,
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Method goes far to prevent trouble in business: for it makes the task easy, hinders confusion, saves abundance of time, read more

Method goes far to prevent trouble in business: for it makes the task easy, hinders confusion, saves abundance of time, and instructs those that have business depending, both what to do and what to hope.

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Every man owes a part of his time and money to the business or industry in which he is engaged. read more

Every man owes a part of his time and money to the business or industry in which he is engaged. No man has a moral right to withhold his support from an organization that is striving to improve conditions within his sphere.

by Theodore Roosevelt Found in: Business Quotes,
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Little by little, the pimps have taken over the world. They don't do anything, they don't make anything - they read more

Little by little, the pimps have taken over the world. They don't do anything, they don't make anything - they just stand there and take their cut.

by Jean Giradoux Found in: Business Quotes,
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