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    I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

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Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy.

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy.

by Charles F. Abbott Found in: Business Quotes,
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Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks.

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks.

by Mark Twain Found in: Business Quotes,
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This isn't just a legal compliance issue for us. We consider the privacy issue to be an opportunity to reinforce read more

This isn't just a legal compliance issue for us. We consider the privacy issue to be an opportunity to reinforce our brand image.

by Tom Warga Found in: Business Quotes,
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The work an unknown good man has done is like a vein of water flowing hidden underground, secretly making the read more

The work an unknown good man has done is like a vein of water flowing hidden underground, secretly making the ground green.

by Thomas Carlyle Found in: Business Quotes,
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Live together like brothers, and do business like strangers.

Live together like brothers, and do business like strangers.

by Anonymous Found in: Business Quotes,
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Perpetual devotion to what a man calls his business, is only to be sustained by perpetual neglect of many other read more

Perpetual devotion to what a man calls his business, is only to be sustained by perpetual neglect of many other things.

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Despatch is the soul of business.

Despatch is the soul of business.

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When we speak of the commerce with our colonies, fiction lags
after truth, invention is unfruitful, and imagination cold read more

When we speak of the commerce with our colonies, fiction lags
after truth, invention is unfruitful, and imagination cold and
barren.

by Edmund Burke Found in: Business Quotes,
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Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to.

Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to.

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