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    I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

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The work an unknown good man has done is like a vein of water flowing hidden underground, secretly making the read more

The work an unknown good man has done is like a vein of water flowing hidden underground, secretly making the ground green.

by Thomas Carlyle Found in: Business Quotes,
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Business is never so healthy as when, like a chicken, it must do a certain amount of scratching for what read more

Business is never so healthy as when, like a chicken, it must do a certain amount of scratching for what it gets.

by Henry Ford Found in: Business Quotes,
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This business will never hold water.

This business will never hold water.

by Colley Cibber Found in: Business Quotes,
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Keep thy shop, and thy shop will keep thee. Light gains make
heavy purses. 'Tis good to be merry read more

Keep thy shop, and thy shop will keep thee. Light gains make
heavy purses. 'Tis good to be merry and wise.

by George Chapman Found in: Business Quotes,
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Hell, there are no rules here - we're trying to accomplish something.

Hell, there are no rules here - we're trying to accomplish something.

by Thomas A. Edison Found in: Business Quotes,
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It is difficult, but not impossible, to conduct strictly honest business

It is difficult, but not impossible, to conduct strictly honest business

by Mahatma Gandhi Found in: Business Quotes,
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In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins: cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will read more

In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins: cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later.

by Harold S. Geneen Found in: Business Quotes,
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Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion.

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion.

by Jack Welch Found in: Business Quotes, Vision Quotes,
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The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.

by Arthur C. Clarke Found in: Business Quotes,
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