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    I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

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Sometimes when you innovate, you make mistakes. It is best to admit them quickly, and get on with improving your read more

Sometimes when you innovate, you make mistakes. It is best to admit them quickly, and get on with improving your other innovations.

by Steve Jobs Found in: Business Quotes,
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Business is religion, and religion is business. The man who does not make a business of his religion has a read more

Business is religion, and religion is business. The man who does not make a business of his religion has a religious life of no force, and the man who does not make a religion of his business has a business life of no character.

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It's time to reappreciate the original software: paper.

It's time to reappreciate the original software: paper.

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The profession of book writing makes horse racing seem like a solid and stable business.

The profession of book writing makes horse racing seem like a solid and stable business.

by John Steinbeck Found in: Business Quotes,
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Trade's proud empire hastes to swift decay.

Trade's proud empire hastes to swift decay.

by Oliver Goldsmith Found in: Business Quotes,
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In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.

In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.

by Benjamin Franklin Found in: Business Quotes,
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Not for nothing is their motto TGIF - 'Thank God It's Friday.' They live for the weekends, when they can read more

Not for nothing is their motto TGIF - 'Thank God It's Friday.' They live for the weekends, when they can go do what they really want to do.

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The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.

by Arthur C. Clarke Found in: Business Quotes,
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One of the true tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency.

One of the true tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency.

by Arnold H. Glasow Found in: Business Quotes,
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