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Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back
Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.
Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.
This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.
This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.
Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you read more
Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
