I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them read more

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.