Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.

Love is all you need.

Love is all you need.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.