When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such read more

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest.

I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest.