I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel.

I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel.

Woman was God's second mistake.

Woman was God's second mistake.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent that is to triumph over old age.

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent that is to triumph over old age.

Diamonds never leave you... men do!

Diamonds never leave you... men do!

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

A good husband makes a good wife.

A good husband makes a good wife.

Youth is wasted on the young.

Youth is wasted on the young.

There is a destiny that makes us brothers, No one goes his way alone; All that we send into the read more

There is a destiny that makes us brothers, No one goes his way alone; All that we send into the lives of others, Comes back into our own.