Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

What you get free costs too much.

What you get free costs too much.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.