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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Nothing is so aggravating than calmness.
Nothing is so aggravating than calmness.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.
In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.
Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough read more
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
