There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

What you get free costs too much.

What you get free costs too much.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.