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When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story read more
Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.
A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such read more
A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
A line is a dot that went for a walk.
A line is a dot that went for a walk.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.
