What you get free costs too much.

What you get free costs too much.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what read more

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.