An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in read more

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage";.

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage";.

It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being.

It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being.

A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all read more

A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day.

A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back