Marriage equality changed life for people.

Marriage equality changed life for people.

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold read more

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

To know one's self is wisdom, but not to know one's neighbors is genius.

To know one's self is wisdom, but not to know one's neighbors is genius.

Marriage is a mistake every man should make.

Marriage is a mistake every man should make.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.