I have been a believer in the magic of language since, at a very early age, I discovered that some read more

I have been a believer in the magic of language since, at a very early age, I discovered that some words got me into trouble and others got me out.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Look wise; say nothing and grunt. Speech was given to conceal thought.

Look wise; say nothing and grunt. Speech was given to conceal thought.

I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest.

I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest.

Language is a city to the building of which every human being
brought a stone.
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Language is a city to the building of which every human being
brought a stone.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson,

There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon.

There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

The language of truth is unadorned and always simple.

The language of truth is unadorned and always simple.