Love is a fan club with only two fans.

Love is a fan club with only two fans.

Mothers are the people who love us for no good reason. And those of us who are mothers know it's read more

Mothers are the people who love us for no good reason. And those of us who are mothers know it's the most exquisite love of all.

The secret of love is seeking variety in your life together, and never letting routine chords dull the melody of read more

The secret of love is seeking variety in your life together, and never letting routine chords dull the melody of your romance.

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies.

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies.

Whatever is done for love always occurs beyond good and evil.

Whatever is done for love always occurs beyond good and evil.

Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.

Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.

Infatuation is when you think he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph read more

Infatuation is when you think he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you realize that he's as sexy as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing like Robert Redford - but you'll take him anyway.

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a read more

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.

To attract men I wear a perfume called "new car interior.".

To attract men I wear a perfume called "new car interior.".