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Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.
Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.
A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are
A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are
life is the most common disease transmissible through sex
life is the most common disease transmissible through sex
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
