Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

life is the most common disease transmissible through sex

life is the most common disease transmissible through sex

Sex in space is not just a good idea, it\'s survival.

Sex in space is not just a good idea, it\'s survival.

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love - that's not so bad either.

Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love - that's not so bad either.

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.