Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love - that's not so bad either.

Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love - that's not so bad either.

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.

Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.