Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no read more

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot read more

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is read more

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?

What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are

A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are