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Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last

by Joanne Woodward Found in: Sex Quotes,
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What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

by Ken Hammond Found in: Sex Quotes,
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Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.

by Sophia Loren Found in: Sex Quotes,
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Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

by Harlan Ellison Found in: Sex Quotes,
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Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no read more

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.

by Barbara Bush Found in: Sex Quotes,
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The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.

The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.

by Marcus Aurelius Found in: Sex Quotes,
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sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

by Woody Allen Found in: Sex Quotes,
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Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

by Steve Martin Found in: Sex Quotes,
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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions

by Woody Allen Found in: Sex Quotes,
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