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Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is read more
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.
Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.
I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither
life is the most common disease transmissible through sex
life is the most common disease transmissible through sex
