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Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.
Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last
Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.
Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.
sex is simple, love stings afterwards.
sex is simple, love stings afterwards.
