A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.

Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

life is the most common disease transmissible through sex

life is the most common disease transmissible through sex