A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are

A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is read more

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?

Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.

Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex