A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are

A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

life is the most common disease transmissible through sex

life is the most common disease transmissible through sex

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last