What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.

life is the most common disease transmissible through sex

life is the most common disease transmissible through sex

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are

A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are

Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.

Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

Sex in space is not just a good idea, it\'s survival.

Sex in space is not just a good idea, it\'s survival.