Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot read more

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.