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    Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?

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Sex in space is not just a good idea, it\'s survival.

Sex in space is not just a good idea, it\'s survival.

by Vanna Bonta Found in: Sex Quotes,
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You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

by Drew Carey Found in: Sex Quotes,
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The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.

The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.

by Marcus Aurelius Found in: Sex Quotes,
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Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love - that's not so bad either.

Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love - that's not so bad either.

by Mae West Found in: Sex Quotes,
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Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

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I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

by Garry Shandling Found in: Sex Quotes,
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Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

by John Barrymore Found in: Sex Quotes,
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Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

by Woody Allen Found in: Sex Quotes,
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Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.

Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.

by Mae West Found in: Sex Quotes,
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