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Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot read more
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last
Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no read more
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.
The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.
