Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.

Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no read more

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.

Sex in space is not just a good idea, it\'s survival.

Sex in space is not just a good idea, it\'s survival.

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.