Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

life is the most common disease transmissible through sex

life is the most common disease transmissible through sex

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.

The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.

sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex

Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.

Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.