Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are

A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no read more

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.

Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.

Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is read more

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex