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Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

by Julian Barnes Found in: Sex Quotes,
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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions

by Woody Allen Found in: Sex Quotes,
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Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last

by Joanne Woodward Found in: Sex Quotes,
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Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

by John Barrymore Found in: Sex Quotes,
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Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

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Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.

Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.

by Scott Roeben Found in: Sex Quotes,
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There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

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Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

by Billy Crystal Found in: Men Quotes, Sex Quotes,
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Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

by Steve Martin Found in: Sex Quotes,
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