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Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.

Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.

by Dr. William H. Masters Found in: Sex Quotes,
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sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

by Woody Allen Found in: Sex Quotes,
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Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex

by Barbara Cartland Found in: Sex Quotes,
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Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

by John Barrymore Found in: Sex Quotes,
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There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

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You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

by Drew Carey Found in: Sex Quotes,
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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot read more

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

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A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times

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Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last

by Joanne Woodward Found in: Sex Quotes,
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