What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

life is the most common disease transmissible through sex

life is the most common disease transmissible through sex

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

sex is simple, love stings afterwards.