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Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.
Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.
What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.
What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.
sex is simple, love stings afterwards.
sex is simple, love stings afterwards.
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is read more
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
