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My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot read more
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love - that's not so bad either.
Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love - that's not so bad either.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions
Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last
Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last