Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.

The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

life is the most common disease transmissible through sex

life is the most common disease transmissible through sex

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times