Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

life is the most common disease transmissible through sex

life is the most common disease transmissible through sex

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last

Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.

Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex