Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.

Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

life is the most common disease transmissible through sex

life is the most common disease transmissible through sex

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times