Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

life is the most common disease transmissible through sex

life is the most common disease transmissible through sex

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot read more

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last