life is the most common disease transmissible through sex

life is the most common disease transmissible through sex

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love - that's not so bad either.

Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love - that's not so bad either.