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Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.
The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.
sex is simple, love stings afterwards.
sex is simple, love stings afterwards.
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is read more
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.
Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.
Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.
Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.
Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last
Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last
Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.
Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.
