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Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no read more
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Sex in space is not just a good idea, it\'s survival.
Sex in space is not just a good idea, it\'s survival.
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are
A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go
