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Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is read more
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no read more
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither
Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows
Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows
The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.
The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.
