Maxioms by John Barrymore
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.
The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?