Maxioms by John Barrymore
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.
You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.
You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.