What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

Sex in space is not just a good idea, it\'s survival.

Sex in space is not just a good idea, it\'s survival.

Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.

Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times