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Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.
Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.
Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.
Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is read more
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.
The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither
