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Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.
Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.
life is the most common disease transmissible through sex
life is the most common disease transmissible through sex
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no read more
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.
What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.
Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex
Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
