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A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are
A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows
Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
Sex in space is not just a good idea, it\'s survival.
Sex in space is not just a good idea, it\'s survival.
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex