Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.

The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.