Maxioms by Woody Allen
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy read more
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
The best way to find your perfect match is to meet love halfway.
The best way to find your perfect match is to meet love halfway.
I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me
I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me
sex is simple, love stings afterwards.
sex is simple, love stings afterwards.
