Maxioms by Woody Allen
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy read more
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: read more
If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children".
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.