Maxioms by Woody Allen
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I
looked into the soul of the boy read more
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I
looked into the soul of the boy next to me.
If you don't fail now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe.
If you don't fail now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe.
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
