Maxioms by Woody Allen
Ninety percent of success is showing up.
Ninety percent of success is showing up.
The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going read more
The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.
Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.
How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.
How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.
More than any other time in history, mankind faces a cross-roads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The read more
More than any other time in history, mankind faces a cross-roads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
