Woody Allen

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.

What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime.

Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime.