Maxioms by Woody Allen
Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime.
Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime.
We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I
definitely overpaid for my carpet.
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I
definitely overpaid for my carpet.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.
How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.
