Maxioms by Woody Allen
Eternity is really long, especially near the end
Eternity is really long, especially near the end
If you don't fail now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe.
If you don't fail now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe.
The only way to be happy is to love to suffer.
The only way to be happy is to love to suffer.
I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me
I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions
