Maxioms by Woody Allen
If you don't fail now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe.
If you don't fail now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe.
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it read more
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
Not only is there no God, but trying getting a plumber on weekends.
Not only is there no God, but trying getting a plumber on weekends.
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
