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Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no read more
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.
What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.
I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go
There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think
Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither