I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love - that's not so bad either.

Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love - that's not so bad either.

Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.

Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is read more

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?