Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

A good, honest, wholesome, hungry breakfast.

A good, honest, wholesome, hungry breakfast.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.

Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.

sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

Sex in space is not just a good idea, it\'s survival.

Sex in space is not just a good idea, it\'s survival.