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Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.
Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.
What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.
What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.
A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times
A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times
There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
Sacred cows make the best hamburger
Sacred cows make the best hamburger
I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food
I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food
life is the most common disease transmissible through sex
life is the most common disease transmissible through sex
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is read more
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
