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Sex in space is not just a good idea, it\'s survival.

Sex in space is not just a good idea, it\'s survival.

by Vanna Bonta Found in: Sex Quotes,
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Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our
cooks.

Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our
cooks.

by Lin Yutang Found in: Food Quotes,
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There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
because I hate plants.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
because I hate plants.

by Unknown Found in: Food Quotes,
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Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

by Woody Allen Found in: Sex Quotes,
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My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

by Les Dawson Found in: Sex Quotes,
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life is the most common disease transmissible through sex

life is the most common disease transmissible through sex

by Unknown Found in: Sex Quotes,
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Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.

Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.

by Dr. William H. Masters Found in: Sex Quotes,
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A good, honest, wholesome, hungry breakfast.

A good, honest, wholesome, hungry breakfast.

by Izaak Walton Found in: Food Quotes,
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