Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is read more

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

Sex in space is not just a good idea, it\'s survival.

Sex in space is not just a good idea, it\'s survival.

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.