Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no read more

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.

What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think

Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither