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Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.
Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.
Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.
Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.
Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love - that's not so bad either.
Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love - that's not so bad either.
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I\'m not hungry enough to eat six.
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I\'m not hungry enough to eat six.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
A good, honest, wholesome, hungry breakfast.
A good, honest, wholesome, hungry breakfast.
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go
A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are
A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are
