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Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot read more
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last
Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
