Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot read more

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Sex in space is not just a good idea, it\'s survival.

Sex in space is not just a good idea, it\'s survival.

Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.

Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.