Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex

Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.

Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.

Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.

Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.

Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love - that's not so bad either.

Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love - that's not so bad either.

life is the most common disease transmissible through sex

life is the most common disease transmissible through sex

sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go