Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.

Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go