Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.

Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.

Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.