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Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.
The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.
What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.
What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.
Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.
life is the most common disease transmissible through sex
life is the most common disease transmissible through sex
I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex
Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex