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Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.
Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.
Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.
Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows
Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
