A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are

A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.

Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.

sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

sex is simple, love stings afterwards.