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Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
Sex in space is not just a good idea, it\'s survival.
Sex in space is not just a good idea, it\'s survival.
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.
What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot read more
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.
The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is read more
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?