Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are

A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot read more

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.

Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love - that's not so bad either.

Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love - that's not so bad either.

What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.

Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions