Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.

Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.

The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.

Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.