My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times

A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are

A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.