Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Beauty is the wisdom of women. Wisdom is the beauty of men.

Beauty is the wisdom of women. Wisdom is the beauty of men.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex in space is not just a good idea, it\'s survival.

Sex in space is not just a good idea, it\'s survival.

All great men are gifted with intuition. They know without reasoning or analysis, what they need to know.

All great men are gifted with intuition. They know without reasoning or analysis, what they need to know.

The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs

The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs

. . . what women want is what men want. They want respect.

. . . what women want is what men want. They want respect.

Men are easy to get but hard to keep.

Men are easy to get but hard to keep.

Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most times he will pick himself up and carry on.

Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most times he will pick himself up and carry on.