Fools give you reasons, wise men never try.

Fools give you reasons, wise men never try.

Wise men are not always silent, but they know when to be

Wise men are not always silent, but they know when to be

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.

I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle.

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle.

By jove, no wonder women don't love war nor understand it, nor can operate in it as a rule; it read more

By jove, no wonder women don't love war nor understand it, nor can operate in it as a rule; it takes a man to suffer what other men have invented . . .

Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly.

Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly.