Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

life is the most common disease transmissible through sex

life is the most common disease transmissible through sex

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last

What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.

The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot read more

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.

Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.