Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.

Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.

sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are

A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.