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sex is simple, love stings afterwards.
sex is simple, love stings afterwards.
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go
The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.
The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows
Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows
A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are
A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are