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Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last
Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is read more
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.
The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times
A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times
life is the most common disease transmissible through sex
life is the most common disease transmissible through sex
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
