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Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.
What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times
A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times
Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows
Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Sex in space is not just a good idea, it\'s survival.
Sex in space is not just a good idea, it\'s survival.
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go