Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.

Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go