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Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.
What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.
Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows
Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love - that's not so bad either.
Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love - that's not so bad either.
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot read more
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
