Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are

A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.

Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.