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Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows
Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are
A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are
A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times
A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times
life is the most common disease transmissible through sex
life is the most common disease transmissible through sex
What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.
What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.
sex is simple, love stings afterwards.
sex is simple, love stings afterwards.