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Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no read more
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions
I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.
The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are
A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are
