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Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.
Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither
Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows
Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
