Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex

Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.

Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.

Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any