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sex is simple, love stings afterwards.
sex is simple, love stings afterwards.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows
Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows
What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.
What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.
Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last
Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
life is the most common disease transmissible through sex
life is the most common disease transmissible through sex