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Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.
Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.
The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.
Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows
Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows
Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.
Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.
What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.
What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
