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Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex
Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex
Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.
Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows
Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
