life is the most common disease transmissible through sex

life is the most common disease transmissible through sex

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.