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life is the most common disease transmissible through sex
life is the most common disease transmissible through sex
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.
What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go
sex is simple, love stings afterwards.
sex is simple, love stings afterwards.
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows
Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows
I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.