What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.